5g/week ingested. 9% recycled. 100% in your blood. Brain, placenta, lungs—confirmed 2024. Concentrations doubling every 10–15 years. Production tripling by 2060.
All samples tested positive. 7–30x higher than kidneys/liver. 50% increase from 2016–2024. Dementia patients: 3–5x more. Nature Medicine, 2024.
17 of 22 donors. First detection in human blood. Polyethylene, PET, PVC identified. Vrije Universiteit Amsterdam, 2022. Confirmed 2024.
62 of 62 samples. 6.5–790 µg/g. Polyethylene 54%, PVC 10%, nylon 10%. Higher in preterm births. UNM, Feb 2024.
Risk of MI/stroke/death with microplastics in carotid plaque. 34-month follow-up. First cardiovascular link. NEJM, March 2024.
23/23 human, 47/47 dog samples. Humans: 3x more than dogs. PVC linked to lower sperm count. 2024.
40/40 samples from Chinese cohort. Mixed MP exposure linked to sperm dysfunction and blood-testis barrier disruption. eBioMedicine, 2024.
Across 17 countries. 61 of 68 are specifically banned. 53.8% of 119 samples contained PFAS. Source: Food Packaging Forum / Env. Sci. & Technology, 2024.
Unintentional PFAS contamination from the recycling process itself. The circular economy is circulating forever chemicals. 2024.
Grease-proofing PFAS will no longer be used in new US food packaging. Voluntary industry phase-out, not a ban. Existing stock remains in circulation.
“The earth plus plastic. The earth doesn’t share our prejudice towards plastic. Plastic came out of the earth.”— George Carlin, Jammin’ in New York (1992)
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